Listless Senior Wonders Where Cell IPhone Is
Listless Senior Amy Crane wondered where she put her IPhone this morning.
Crane, who reportedly slept on her couch wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants, refused “move more than three feet” in her efforts to find the phone.
“I mean, shit…” Crane said when asked by a Le Orange reporter what her motivations were for finding the phone. “I want… to order… wings… eat…graduating… soon…life…death…”
Crane’s friends, also seniors, could not be reached for comment.
