News in Brief: Senior Surprised to Find Out Jewish American Princess Not Actual Princess
Senior James McNaulty expressed shocked today when a friend told him a girl described to him as a Jewish American Princess was not an actual princess.
“We were walking past SDT and some girl walked out of the house and my friend was like, ‘That girl’s a total Jewish American Princess.’ And I was like, ‘Where’s she from,” and he said she was from New York. So, I just assumed she was the princess of Brooklyn or some shit. Like her dad was the King of Brooklyn,” McNaulty said. “Plus, she was holding a $4,000 hand bag and hopped into a really nice Audi. What was I supposed to think? Then, my friend told me she wasn’t an actual princess, and he called me an idiot. And I was like, ‘Don’t call me an idiot. She was pretty convincing,’”
McNaulty also said she was wearing a crown and sash, but was told later that that’s standard dress for anyone celebrating a birthday on campus.
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