ZBT to Phase Out Use of Word ‘Bro’ by 2016
Leaders of Syracuse University’s chapter of the Zeta Beta Tau fraternity announced this morning that they plan to have completely phased out the use of the term ‘bro’ by January 2016.
“The use of the word ‘bro’ makes us sound like a bunch of douche bags. We call each other bro, we call girls bro, I called my Mom bro yesterday. Well, no more. Today we are proud to announced the “No Bro” initiative,” ZBT President and total bro Dave Brobeck said. “We want to change our image from a bunch of broey asses who party on their front porch and wear neon khakis to a group of well-read, decent men. So the word ‘bro’ will not be welcome any longer in this house or anywhere on the premises.”
Brobeck said the “No Bro” initiative will require years of hard work and a total fraternity wide effort if they plan to meet their goal.
“I heard someone say ‘bro’ this morning,” said junior ZBT member Dave Macks while wearing sunglasses and a Yankees hat. “He said, ‘Bro, pass the Reece’s Pieces.’ So, I made him chug a beer, which is official policy. We’re going to stop saying bro if it’s the last thing we do.”
ZBT plans to stop using the word “dude” by 2025.
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